tHE OLD MAN

MYRIANE · 22/01/2007, 09h52

> As part of his yearly physical exam, the doctor requested a sperm count
>> from his 85-year-old male patient. The doctor gave the man a jar and
>> said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
>>
>> The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and
>
>> gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
>
>> The doctor asked what happened.
>>
>> The man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this. First I tried with my
>> right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still
>> nothing.
>>
>> Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then
>> with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the
>
>> teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up
>> Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too. First with both hands,
>> then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but
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>> still nothing."
>>
>> The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
>> The old man replied, "Yep. None of us could get the jar open"

**Dedmann** · 22/01/2007, 09h55

RdKetchup · 22/01/2007, 10h32

Je voyais venir le punch dès le départ, mais maudit qu'elle est drôle pareil

**Badpete** · 22/01/2007, 11h14

RaCeSeB · 22/01/2007, 13h52

Pas mal bonne !

22/01/2007, 09h52	#1 (permalink)
MYRIANE World champion Date d'inscription: août 2005 Localisation: Québec Messages: 1 276 Pouvoir de réputation: 8 Reputation: 730 Moto: Sv 650s 2004 le bon JAUNE	tHE OLD MAN > As part of his yearly physical exam, the doctor requested a sperm count >> from his 85-year-old male patient. The doctor gave the man a jar and >> said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." >> >> The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and > >> gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. > >> The doctor asked what happened. >> >> The man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this. First I tried with my >> right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still >> nothing. >> >> Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then >> with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the > >> teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up >> Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too. First with both hands, >> then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but > >> still nothing." >> >> The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" >> The old man replied, "Yep. None of us could get the jar open" __________________ Chouette Poulette Reine du pète

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22/01/2007, 09h55	#2 (permalink)
Dedmann Moderateur Date d'inscription: juin 2003 Localisation: en kek part sa planete-voir image satellite Messages: 12 897 Pouvoir de réputation: 20 Reputation: 507 Moto: Une Moto en voie de disparition

22/01/2007, 10h32	#3 (permalink)
RdKetchup 12 O'clock Date d'inscription: août 2003 Localisation: N45.483W73.562 Messages: 7 963 Pouvoir de réputation: 14 Reputation: 163 Moto: 1988 Yamaha FZR400-600 frankenstein	Je voyais venir le punch dès le départ, mais maudit qu'elle est drôle pareil

22/01/2007, 11h14	#4 (permalink)
Badpete Moderateur Date d'inscription: novembre 2002 Localisation: Pincourt Beach Messages: 7 765 Pouvoir de réputation: 15 Reputation: 239 Moto: Honda RC-51

22/01/2007, 13h52	#5 (permalink)
RaCeSeB World champion Date d'inscription: juin 2006 Localisation: pu à Ottawa en tout cas Messages: 579 Pouvoir de réputation: 0 Reputation: 10 Moto: Katana 750 2005	Pas mal bonne !