Amazing Irishman

[Babygirl]

A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was playing.
> A sign read: "Don't Miss The Amazing Irishman".
> The salesman bought a ticket and sat down. There, under The Big Top, in the centre ring, was a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to it
> was an old Irishman.
> Suddenly, the old man dropped his pants, whipped out his huge Hampton and smashed all the walnuts with three mighty swings! The crowd erupted in applause and the elderly Irishman was cheered all the way back to his caravan.
>
> Fifteen years later the salesman visited the same little town, found
> the same circus and saw the same faded sign that read, "Don't Miss The
> Amazing Irishman".
> He couldn't believe the old guy was still alive much less
> still doing his act!
> He bought a ticket. Again, the centre ring was illuminated. This time,
> however, instead of walnuts, three coconuts were placed on the table.
> The Irishman stood before them, then suddenly dropped his pants and
> smashed the coconuts with three swings of his amazing Hampton. The crowd went wild!
Flabbergasted, the salesman requested a meeting with him after
> the show.
> "You're incredible!" he told the Irishman, "But I have to know
> something. I saw your act 15 years ago and you were using walnuts.Why the switch from walnuts to coconuts?"

> "Well," said the Irishman, "My eyes aren't what they used to be."
>