Things to ponder

[Babygirl]

TEN THINGS TO PONDER FOR 2007



#10 Life is sexually transmitted.



#9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.



#8 Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich.



#7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to
use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.



#6 Some people are like a slinky... not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.



#5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital
dying of nothing.



#4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention
to criticism.



#3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents???



#2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.





AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007:



#1 We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

[RaCeSeB]

merci ! :P

[morceau]

je suis presque d'accords avec le #8