Drunk women

RdKetchup · 14/02/2007, 15h39

A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink.
Walking up behind her he says, "Hi there good lookin'. How's
it going?"

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around,
faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen up,
buddy. I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place,
in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up,
sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean ... it
doesn't matter to me, I've been doing it ever since I got out
of college and I just flat-ass love it."

Eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding. I'm a
lawyer, too. What firm are you with?

HellCrow · 14/02/2007, 17h08

Waiting for C-E's answer ...

Busko · 14/02/2007, 17h51

huhu ! est bonne !

morceau · 14/02/2007, 18h38

HRC-E.B. · 14/02/2007, 18h51

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A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink.
Walking up behind her he says, "Hi there good lookin'. How's
it going?"

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around,
faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen up,
buddy. I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place,
in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up,
sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean ... it
doesn't matter to me, I've been doing it ever since I got out
of college and I just flat-ass love it."

Eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding. I'm a
lawyer, too. What firm are you with?

Billet à vendre pour Mugello 2-3-4 juin 2007. Pas cher, pas cher...

RdKetchup · 14/02/2007, 19h21

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Billet à vendre pour Mugello 2-3-4 juin 2007. Pas cher, pas cher...

2 mots pour toi: NON TRANSFÉRABLES

et quelques un de plus: JE T'AI PAS ENCORE DONNÉ UNE CENNE

**chaosExpanding** · 14/02/2007, 23h50

RdKetchup, : "Eat my shorts"

FunkyMan · 15/02/2007, 00h01

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RdKetchup, : "Eat my shorts"

J'tai casse

RdKetchup · 28/02/2007, 08h56

Two lawyers are walking down the street and they see a beautiful woman
walking towards them. The first lawyer says, "See that woman? Boy would I
love to screw her." The second lawyer says, "Out of what?".

HRC-E.B. · 01/03/2007, 00h53

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et quelques un de plus: JE T'AI PAS ENCORE DONNÉ UNE CENNE

Cé pas de mon billet que je parlais non plus! Tu m'as pas donné une cenne, mais je t'ai pas donné ton billet...

Now, screw THAT!

14/02/2007, 15h39	#1 (permalink)
RdKetchup 12 O'clock Date d'inscription: août 2003 Localisation: N45.483W73.562 Messages: 7 964 Pouvoir de réputation: 14 Reputation: 163 Moto: 1988 Yamaha FZR400-600 frankenstein	Drunk women A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he says, "Hi there good lookin'. How's it going?" Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen up, buddy. I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean ... it doesn't matter to me, I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just flat-ass love it." Eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding. I'm a lawyer, too. What firm are you with? __________________ #π "War is god's way of teaching americans geography" Ambrose Bierce "Any war that requires the suspension of reason as a necessity for support is a bad war." Norman Mailer "C'est qui le tawouin qui se plante dans le warm-up lap?" FoVeUrBeN

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14/02/2007, 17h08	#2 (permalink)
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RdKetchup 12 O'clock Date d'inscription: août 2003 Localisation: N45.483W73.562 Messages: 7 964 Pouvoir de réputation: 14 Reputation: 163 Moto: 1988 Yamaha FZR400-600 frankenstein	Two lawyers are walking down the street and they see a beautiful woman walking towards them. The first lawyer says, "See that woman? Boy would I love to screw her." The second lawyer says, "Out of what?".