George Bush Jr. is visiting an elementary school...

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George Bush Jr. is visiting an elementary school:
He asks "So kids, any of you have any questions?"

Little Tommy raises his hands and says: "I do sir!"

"Well go ahead, ask your question" George to reply,

"Actually, I have 3 questions Mr. President"
"First, how did you become President, even though Al Gore had more votes than you did during the elections?"
"Secondly, Why did you invade Irak for no good reason?"
"And finally, How come you have not found Osama Bin Laden yet?"

All of a sudden, the school bell rings, putting the question period back to after the break.

30 minutes later, kids sit back in class, and Bush asks: "So, where were we?"

Little Bob raises his hand and asks: "Mr. President, I have 5 questions for you"

"Well go ahead, young man" to retort the President

Bob gets up, and asks:
"How did you become President, even though Al Gore had more votes than you did during the elections?"
"Secondly, Why did you invade Irak for no good reason?"
"How come you have not found Osama Bin Laden yet?"
"How come the school bell rang 30 minutes in advance?"
"And where the heck is Tommy?"

[disrupter]

haha :P