Walmart Greeter

Babygirl · 15/03/2007, 15h03

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with
her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance. She ' s dressed in dirty jeans, a greasy T-shirt with holes in it
and wearing flip-flops exposing her cracked and filthy toenails. When she
yells at the kids, she exposes her yellowed, crooked teeth with more than a few missing.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you ' ve got there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain ' t!
The oldest one, he ' s 9 and the younger one, she ' s 7. Why the hell would you think they ' re twins? Do you really think they look alike?"

"No," replies the greeter, "I just couldn ' t believe someone had sex with
you twice."

I know you've hurd it before, me too, but it still makes me laugh

daymz · 15/03/2007, 16h02

Moi je la connaissais pas, elle est tres bonne !

Dragon Vert · 15/03/2007, 17h54

tsssssssssssssssssss

J'lai pas vu venir ! Est bonne !

15/03/2007, 15h03	#1 (permalink)
Babygirl World champion Date d'inscription: mai 2003 Localisation: St-Zotique Messages: 967 Pouvoir de réputation: 7 Reputation: 17 Moto: Plus rien....pour l'instant!	Walmart Greeter A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. She ' s dressed in dirty jeans, a greasy T-shirt with holes in it and wearing flip-flops exposing her cracked and filthy toenails. When she yells at the kids, she exposes her yellowed, crooked teeth with more than a few missing. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you ' ve got there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain ' t! The oldest one, he ' s 9 and the younger one, she ' s 7. Why the hell would you think they ' re twins? Do you really think they look alike?" "No," replies the greeter, "I just couldn ' t believe someone had sex with you twice." I know you've hurd it before, me too, but it still makes me laugh __________________ "If winning isn't everything...why keep score?" -Vince Lombardi A motorcycle will get you thru the times without a man, but a man won't get you thru the times without a motorcycle.

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15/03/2007, 16h02	#2 (permalink)
daymz Contributeur Date d'inscription: septembre 2004 Localisation: Rive-sud de Montréal Messages: 5 529 Pouvoir de réputation: 12 Reputation: 450 Moto: Kawa Z1000 noir (road), Yam FZR400 (race/track)	Moi je la connaissais pas, elle est tres bonne !

15/03/2007, 17h54	#3 (permalink)
Dragon Vert World champion Date d'inscription: septembre 2003 Localisation: Ste-Julie (by the beach) Messages: 1 088 Pouvoir de réputation: 8 Reputation: 18 Moto: CBR600 F4i	tsssssssssssssssssss J'lai pas vu venir ! Est bonne !