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World speed record
![]() Date d'inscription: août 2006
Localisation: Laval
Messages: 2 168
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A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"
His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll display it to you. Go ask your mother if she would give Robert Redford a blowjob and swallow his cum for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would give Brad Pitt a blowjob with a sticky facial for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you've learned." The kid is puzzled, but he decides to see if he can figure out what his father means. He asks his mother, "Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you give Robert Redford a blowjob and swallow his cum?" His mother looks around slyly, and then with a little smile on her face says, "Don't tell your father, but, yes, I would." Then he goes to his sisters room and asks her, "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you give Brad Pitt a blowjob and let him cum on your face?" His sister looks up and says, "Omigod! Definitely!" The kid goes back to his father and says, "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, we're sitting on two million bucks, but in reality, we're living with a couple of sluts."
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Zitat : "Es ist nichts schrecklicher als eine tätige Unwissenheit."
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