Are you smarter than a 5th grader?

[Babygirl]

>> TEACHER: Kimberly, go to the map and find North
>America
>> KIMBERLY: Here it is.
>> TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
>> CLASS: Kimberly.
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>> TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?
>> FRANK: Because of the sign.
>> TEACHER: What sign?
>> FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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>> TEACHER: Miles, why are you doing your math
>multiplication on the floor?
>> MILES: You told me to do it without using tables.
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>> TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
>> GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L"
>> TEACHER: No, that's wrong
>> GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell
>it.
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>> TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for
>water?
>> DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
>> TEACHER: What are you talking about?
>> DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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>> TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have
>today that we didn't have
>> ten years ago.
>> WINNIE: Me!
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>> TEACHER: Demitri, why do you always get so dirty?
>> DEMITRI: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you
>are.
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>> TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
>> MILLIE: I is...
>> TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
>> MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of
>thealphabet. "
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>> TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his
>father's cherry tree,
>> but also admitted it. Now,Louie, do you know why his
>father didn't punish
>> him?
>> LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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>> TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say
>prayers before eating?
>> SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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>> TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is
>exactly the same as your
>> brother's. Did you copy his?
>> CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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>> TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps
>on talking when people
>> are no longer interested?
>> HAROLD: A teacher.

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