Bonne réplique!

HRC-E.B. · 21/11/2007, 16h26

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little TONY.

He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then little TONY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.

Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

To which Little TONY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on', but I like your thinking."

cdfs007 · 21/11/2007, 17h05

publ1k3n3my · 21/11/2007, 17h40

LoL!!!

HellCrow · 22/11/2007, 09h15

hahahaahahah ! Écoeurante ! :P

S4T · 22/11/2007, 11h08

I lov It :P

21/11/2007, 16h26	#1 (permalink)
HRC-E.B. Contributeur Date d'inscription: avril 2004 Localisation: Centre-ville Messages: 5 124 Pouvoir de réputation: 11 Reputation: 219 Moto: VFR800 (Street Couch), GSX-R600 (Track Bitch), Honda XR100 (Mini-Motard)	Bonne réplique! A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little TONY. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Then little TONY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which Little TONY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on', but I like your thinking." __________________ "The same law that gives you the right to say anything you want also gives me the right to ridicule what you say mercilessly." Dennis Miller "If you find a way to make it foolproof, nature will find a way to make a better fool!" "In theory, there is no difference between theory & practice. In practice, there is."

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