Deal's Gap (Tennessee)

HRC-E.B. · 21/11/2007, 17h31

Celles-là vont sonner une cloche à quiconque est déjà allé à Deal's Gap et demeurait dans la (cough) superbe (cough) petite ville de Pigeon Forge, Tennessee.

A guy from Tennessee passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.

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How do you know when you're staying in a Tennessee hotel? When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."

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How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married? There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.

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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

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What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Tennessee? Documentaries.

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Where was the toothbrush invented? Tennessee. If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.

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A Tennessee State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-64 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"
and the driver replies "Bout wut?"

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Did you hear about the $3 million Tennessee State Lottery? The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.

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The governor's mansion in Tennessee burned down! Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books-poof! Up in flames and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.

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A new law was recently passed in Tennessee. When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.

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A guy walks into a bar in Tennessee and orders a mudslide. The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here are ya?
"No," replies the guy, "I'm from Pennsylvania".
The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Pennsylvania?"
"I'm a taxidermist," said the man.
The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?"
The man says,"I mount animals".
The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar..."It's okay boys, he's one of us!"

maxpat82 · 22/11/2007, 11h50

J'y suis aller qlq fois, et je suis pas sur de comprendre..tk

Babygirl · 22/11/2007, 13h27

If you live in Tennesse, you must be a RedNeck!!

HRC-E.B. · 22/11/2007, 14h10

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Envoyé par maxpat82

J'y suis aller qlq fois, et je suis pas sur de comprendre..tk

Tu te rappelles pas de tous les retards qui peuplaient ces p'tites villes là?

maxpat82 · 22/11/2007, 14h47

ahh ok...j'en ai vu des pire a certaine place ailleurs au US et meme au quebec.

Le qualificatif RETARD est relatif

**chaosExpanding** · 22/11/2007, 22h14

man, y en a des bonnes

StreetSurfer · 25/11/2007, 16h01

Ah man, la joke de l'age minimum pour l'alcool, vraiment bonne, lol.

StreetSurfer · 25/11/2007, 16h02

Ah man, la joke de l'age minimum pour l'alcool, vraiment bonne, lol.

**Badpete** · 27/11/2007, 09h30

ahh...là j'viens de comprendre.
j'pensai que j'ai été mal chanceux et que j'avai rencontré 36 personnes bizzard là-bas

21/11/2007, 17h31	#1 (permalink)
HRC-E.B. Contributeur Date d'inscription: avril 2004 Localisation: Centre-ville Messages: 5 125 Pouvoir de réputation: 11 Reputation: 219 Moto: VFR800 (Street Couch), GSX-R600 (Track Bitch), Honda XR100 (Mini-Motard)	Deal's Gap (Tennessee) Celles-là vont sonner une cloche à quiconque est déjà allé à Deal's Gap et demeurait dans la (cough) superbe (cough) petite ville de Pigeon Forge, Tennessee. A guy from Tennessee passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How do you know when you're staying in a Tennessee hotel? When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married? There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Tennessee? Documentaries. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Where was the toothbrush invented? Tennessee. If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Tennessee State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-64 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies "Bout wut?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Did you hear about the $3 million Tennessee State Lottery? The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The governor's mansion in Tennessee burned down! Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books-poof! Up in flames and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A new law was recently passed in Tennessee. When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A guy walks into a bar in Tennessee and orders a mudslide. The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here are ya? "No," replies the guy, "I'm from Pennsylvania". The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Pennsylvania?" "I'm a taxidermist," said the man. The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?" The man says,"I mount animals". The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar..."It's okay boys, he's one of us!" __________________ "The same law that gives you the right to say anything you want also gives me the right to ridicule what you say mercilessly." Dennis Miller "If you find a way to make it foolproof, nature will find a way to make a better fool!" "In theory, there is no difference between theory & practice. In practice, there is."

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22/11/2007, 11h50	#2 (permalink)
maxpat82 12 O'clock Date d'inscription: juillet 2004 Localisation: Rive-Sud Messages: 15 353 Pouvoir de réputation: 22 Reputation: 333 Moto: DRZ400SM 05(rue et dirt) - GSX-R600 K5(track) - XR100 2002	J'y suis aller qlq fois, et je suis pas sur de comprendre..tk

22/11/2007, 13h27	#3 (permalink)
Babygirl World champion Date d'inscription: mai 2003 Localisation: St-Zotique Messages: 967 Pouvoir de réputation: 7 Reputation: 17 Moto: Plus rien....pour l'instant!	If you live in Tennesse, you must be a RedNeck!!

22/11/2007, 14h47	#5 (permalink)
maxpat82 12 O'clock Date d'inscription: juillet 2004 Localisation: Rive-Sud Messages: 15 353 Pouvoir de réputation: 22 Reputation: 333 Moto: DRZ400SM 05(rue et dirt) - GSX-R600 K5(track) - XR100 2002	ahh ok...j'en ai vu des pire a certaine place ailleurs au US et meme au quebec. Le qualificatif RETARD est relatif

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chaosExpanding Moderateur Date d'inscription: janvier 2003 Localisation: St-Lambert Messages: 5 289 Pouvoir de réputation: 13 Reputation: 348 Moto: '90 Yamaha FZR400 full factory + Honda XR100	man, y en a des bonnes

25/11/2007, 16h01	#7 (permalink)
StreetSurfer Stunter Date d'inscription: novembre 2002 Messages: 148 Pouvoir de réputation: 0 Reputation: 10	Ah man, la joke de l'age minimum pour l'alcool, vraiment bonne, lol.

25/11/2007, 16h02	#8 (permalink)
StreetSurfer Stunter Date d'inscription: novembre 2002 Messages: 148 Pouvoir de réputation: 0 Reputation: 10	Ah man, la joke de l'age minimum pour l'alcool, vraiment bonne, lol.

27/11/2007, 09h30	#9 (permalink)
Badpete Moderateur Date d'inscription: novembre 2002 Localisation: Pincourt Beach Messages: 7 770 Pouvoir de réputation: 15 Reputation: 239 Moto: Honda RC-51	ahh...là j'viens de comprendre. j'pensai que j'ai été mal chanceux et que j'avai rencontré 36 personnes bizzard là-bas