Just another lawyer joke

RdKetchup · 25/11/2007, 12h28

Messemble que ça fait un moment que j'ai pas écoeuré un peu nos ti-namis avocats, et je me rapelle pas avoir posté celle là par le passé...

The receptionist at the lawyers office answers her phone, "Johnson and
Lewis, attorneys at law."

"Let me speak with Mr. Johnson please," said
the caller,

"I'm sorry, Mr. Johnson passed away in his sleep last
night," replied the receptionist.

A few minutes later, she receives
another call from what sounds like the same caller.
"May I speak with
Mr. Johnson please?"
I'm sorry, sir, but Mr. Johnson died in his sleep
last night."

When the phone rings for the third time, the receptionist
hears the same voice.

"May I speak with Mr. Johnson please?"

"Sir, I
don't know what you're up to, but I recognize your voice and I've
already told you twice that Mr. Johnson died in his sleep last night!"
snapped the receptionist.

"I know, I'm sorry, I can't help myself,"
said the caller, "I just love hearing you say it over and over again."

**chaosExpanding** · 25/11/2007, 22h27

Toi la tomate, ta yeule :P

maxpat82 · 25/11/2007, 22h47

HRC-E.B. · 26/11/2007, 12h09

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Messemble que ça fait un moment que j'ai pas écoeuré un peu nos ti-namis avocats, et je me rapelle pas avoir posté celle là par le passé...

The receptionist at the lawyers office answers her phone, "Johnson and
Lewis, attorneys at law."

"Let me speak with Mr. Johnson please," said
the caller,

"I'm sorry, Mr. Johnson passed away in his sleep last
night," replied the receptionist.

A few minutes later, she receives
another call from what sounds like the same caller.
"May I speak with
Mr. Johnson please?"
I'm sorry, sir, but Mr. Johnson died in his sleep
last night."

When the phone rings for the third time, the receptionist
hears the same voice.

"May I speak with Mr. Johnson please?"

"Sir, I
don't know what you're up to, but I recognize your voice and I've
already told you twice that Mr. Johnson died in his sleep last night!"
snapped the receptionist.

"I know, I'm sorry, I can't help myself,"
said the caller, "I just love hearing you say it over and over again."

Déjà passé tellement proche; si t'avais tenu tant que ça à m'achever, ça aurait même pas été difficile! Fallait pas me laisser me relever!

25/11/2007, 12h28	#1 (permalink)
RdKetchup 12 O'clock Date d'inscription: août 2003 Localisation: N45.483W73.562 Messages: 7 964 Pouvoir de réputation: 14 Reputation: 163 Moto: 1988 Yamaha FZR400-600 frankenstein	Just another lawyer joke Messemble que ça fait un moment que j'ai pas écoeuré un peu nos ti-namis avocats, et je me rapelle pas avoir posté celle là par le passé... The receptionist at the lawyers office answers her phone, "Johnson and Lewis, attorneys at law." "Let me speak with Mr. Johnson please," said the caller, "I'm sorry, Mr. Johnson passed away in his sleep last night," replied the receptionist. A few minutes later, she receives another call from what sounds like the same caller. "May I speak with Mr. Johnson please?" I'm sorry, sir, but Mr. Johnson died in his sleep last night." When the phone rings for the third time, the receptionist hears the same voice. "May I speak with Mr. Johnson please?" "Sir, I don't know what you're up to, but I recognize your voice and I've already told you twice that Mr. Johnson died in his sleep last night!" snapped the receptionist. "I know, I'm sorry, I can't help myself," said the caller, "I just love hearing you say it over and over again." __________________ #π "War is god's way of teaching americans geography" Ambrose Bierce "Any war that requires the suspension of reason as a necessity for support is a bad war." Norman Mailer "C'est qui le tawouin qui se plante dans le warm-up lap?" FoVeUrBeN

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25/11/2007, 22h27	#2 (permalink)
chaosExpanding Moderateur Date d'inscription: janvier 2003 Localisation: St-Lambert Messages: 5 295 Pouvoir de réputation: 13 Reputation: 348 Moto: '90 Yamaha FZR400 full factory + Honda XR100	Toi la tomate, ta yeule :P

25/11/2007, 22h47	#3 (permalink)
maxpat82 12 O'clock Date d'inscription: juillet 2004 Localisation: Rive-Sud Messages: 15 362 Pouvoir de réputation: 22 Reputation: 333 Moto: DRZ400SM 05(rue et dirt) - GSX-R600 K5(track) - XR100 2002