Nice Bike

Rush · 03/02/2008, 16h58

On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

The kid replies, "Yeah."

The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike."

The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.

The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."

The kid continued, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the di%@ underneath the horse, instead of on top."

vinci-boy · 04/02/2008, 19h12

°°Pat°° · 09/02/2008, 12h43

hahahahaha

03/02/2008, 16h58	#1 (permalink)
Rush World champion Date d'inscription: juillet 2007 Localisation: Montréal Messages: 1 855 Pouvoir de réputation: 4 Reputation: 63 Moto: SV1000S 2005	Nice Bike On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" The kid replies, "Yeah." The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike." The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket. The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did." The kid continued, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the di%@ underneath the horse, instead of on top."

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04/02/2008, 19h12	#2 (permalink)
vinci-boy Stunter Date d'inscription: juin 2007 Localisation: longueuil Messages: 185 Pouvoir de réputation: 0 Reputation: 12 Moto: cbr-929

09/02/2008, 12h43	#3 (permalink)
°°Pat°° World champion Date d'inscription: septembre 2007 Localisation: Gatineau Messages: 1 415 Pouvoir de réputation: 4 Reputation: 55	hahahahaha