Can your pecker touch your ass?‏

Babygirl · 07/04/2008, 15h34

A five year old boy and his grandpa are sitting on the front porch
together, when gramps pulls a beer out of his cooler

The little boy asks: "Can I have a beer Grandpa?"

Grandpa replies: "Can your pecker touch your ass?"
The little boy answered : "No Grandpa. It's just a little pecker".

Gramps says: "Well then, you're not man enough to have a beer".

A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar.
The little boy asks: "Can I have a cigar Grandpa?"

Once again, Grandpa asks: "Can your pecker touch your ass?"
Once again the little boy replies, "No, it's too little".

Gramps replies, "Then you're not man enough to have a cigar".
A little later the little boy comes out of the house with milk and
some cookies.

Grandpa asks, "Hey there young feller, can I have a cookie?"

The boy ask, "Can your pecker touch your ass?"

Gramps replies, "Hell yes, my pecker can touch my ass".

The little boy replies, "Then go f*ck yourself". Grandma made these
for me".

The_Saint · 07/04/2008, 15h36

mouhahahah!!!!

PLVFR99 · 07/04/2008, 20h23

The Grandpa :

...
The young boy:

!

Just Me · 08/04/2008, 10h31

Funny!

07/04/2008, 15h34	#1 (permalink)
Babygirl World champion Date d'inscription: mai 2003 Localisation: St-Zotique Messages: 967 Pouvoir de réputation: 7 Reputation: 17 Moto: Plus rien....pour l'instant!	Can your pecker touch your ass?‏ A five year old boy and his grandpa are sitting on the front porch together, when gramps pulls a beer out of his cooler The little boy asks: "Can I have a beer Grandpa?" Grandpa replies: "Can your pecker touch your ass?" The little boy answered : "No Grandpa. It's just a little pecker". Gramps says: "Well then, you're not man enough to have a beer". A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar. The little boy asks: "Can I have a cigar Grandpa?" Once again, Grandpa asks: "Can your pecker touch your ass?" Once again the little boy replies, "No, it's too little". Gramps replies, "Then you're not man enough to have a cigar". A little later the little boy comes out of the house with milk and some cookies. Grandpa asks, "Hey there young feller, can I have a cookie?" The boy ask, "Can your pecker touch your ass?" Gramps replies, "Hell yes, my pecker can touch my ass". The little boy replies, "Then go f*ck yourself". Grandma made these for me". __________________ "If winning isn't everything...why keep score?" -Vince Lombardi A motorcycle will get you thru the times without a man, but a man won't get you thru the times without a motorcycle.

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07/04/2008, 15h36	#2 (permalink)
The_Saint Contributeur Date d'inscription: août 2003 Localisation: Québec Messages: 2 840 Pouvoir de réputation: 9 Reputation: 197 Moto: KLR 650 2008	mouhahahah!!!!

07/04/2008, 20h23	#3 (permalink)
PLVFR99 Contributeur Date d'inscription: décembre 2007 Localisation: Terrebonne Messages: 106 Pouvoir de réputation: 2 Reputation: 19 Moto: VFR 99	The Grandpa : ... The young boy: !

08/04/2008, 10h31	#4 (permalink)
Just Me World champion Date d'inscription: octobre 2004 Messages: 631 Pouvoir de réputation: 0 Reputation: 10 Moto: CBR 600 F4I 2001	Funny!