Prix Darwin ou victime des circonstances?

[HRC-E.B.]

Je n'ai aucune idée si c'est un hoax (c'en est probablement un, tellement c'est invraisemblable), mais juste d'imagine la scène est assez tordant:



Bricklayers Accident Report


This poor guy even had the nerve to admit his stupidity!


Possibly the funniest story in a long while. This is a bricklayer's accident
report, which was printed in the newsletter of the Australian equivalent of
the Workers' Compensation board.

This is a true story. Had this guy died, he'd have received a Darwin Award
for sure.......

Dear Sir,
I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block
3 of the accident report form. I put 'poor planning' as the cause of my
accident. You asked for a fuller explanation and I trust the following
details will be sufficient.

I am a bricklayer by trade. On the day of the accident, I was working alone
on the roof of a new six-story building. When I completed my work, I found
that I had some bricks left over which, when weighed later were found to be
slightly in excess of 500lbs.

Rather than carry the bricks down by hand, I decided to lower them in a
barrel by using a pulley, which was attached to the side of the building on
the sixth floor.

Securing the rope at ground I went up to the roof, swung the barrel out and
loaded the bricks into it. Then I went down and untied the rope, holding it
tightly to ensure a slow descent of the bricks.

You will note in Block 11 of the accident report form that I weigh 135 lbs.
Due to my surprise at being jerked off the ground so suddenly, I lost my
presence of mind and forgot to let go of the rope. Needless to say, I
proceeded at a rapid rate up the side of the building.

In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel, which was now
proceeding downward at an equally impressive speed. This explained the
fractured skull, minor abrasions and the broken collar bone, as listed in
section 3 of the accident report form. Slowed only slightly, I continued my
rapid ascent, not stopping until the fingers of my right hand were two
knuckles deep into the pulley.

Fortunately by this time I had regained my presence of mind and was able to
hold tightly to the rope, in spite of beginning to experience pain.

At approximately the same time, however, the barrel of bricks hit the ground
and the bottom fell out of the barrel.

Now devoid of the weight of bricks, that barrel weighed approximately 50
lbs. I refer you again to my weight.

As you can imagine, I began a rapid descent, down the side of the building.
In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel coming up. This
accounts for the two fractured ankles, broken tooth and several
lacerations of my legs and lower body.

Here my luck began to change slightly. The encounter with the barrel seemed
to slow me enough to lessen my injuries when I fell into the pile of bricks
and fortunately only three vertebrae were cracked.

I am sorry to report, however, as I lay there on the pile of bricks, in
pain, unable to move, I again lost my composure and presence of mind and let
go of the rope and I lay there watching the empty barrel begin its journey
back down onto me. This explains the two broken legs.

I hope this answers your inquiry.

Kevin Roben - Victim of Circumstances

[Aramis]

C'est pissant, mais ca n'est qu'une joke en effet... Quoi qu'elle est toujours aussi bonne!!

[chip7]

Mythbuster ont recréer ce même scénario!

Verdict: c'est possible. Mais il faut faire beaucoup d'effort pour que le baril casse rendu en bas. Ils ont due l'affaiblir considérablement et le faire atterir sur un bout de bois placé de travers pour que le fond cède. Sinon il garde son poid et le bonhomme reste suspendu.

[cyrax]

ils ont fait l'experience a Myth Buster.

Et c'est un Hoax.

[gboezio]

J'ai le même en Québecois, c'est tordant

[Untel]

La joke est meilleure en franco-québecois... le cri... de baril a défoncé pis m'a frappé directement dans les couilles en remontant...