Joke de penis ! (jparle pas de moi :P)

siax · 31/01/2009, 17h54

A cucumber, a pickle, and a penis were all sitting around one day talking about how much their lives sucked. The cucumber said, "Man, my life sucks. Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone cuts me up and puts me in a salad." So the pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone puts me in vinegar, puts spices on me, and sticks me in a jar.
The penis glared at them both and said, "You guys think you have it rough? Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, they put a rubber tarp over my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until i throw up and pass out.

Cachou · 31/01/2009, 17h57

Jimorrison · 31/01/2009, 18h01

Pas pire

Hayamaniac · 31/01/2009, 18h19

sharb_18 · 31/01/2009, 19h50

Drole

GuErTTiMe · 31/01/2009, 21h38

**Badpete** · 31/01/2009, 21h46

yeah!...you wish!

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31/01/2009, 17h57	#2 (permalink)
Cachou World speed record Date d'inscription: août 2004 Localisation: ste-sophie Messages: 3 297 Pouvoir de réputation: 9 Reputation: 70 Moto: tlm sait de quelle je reve !

31/01/2009, 18h01	#3 (permalink)
Jimorrison World champion Date d'inscription: juillet 2008 Localisation: Montréal Messages: 609 Pouvoir de réputation: 0 Reputation: 8 Moto: Kawasaki ZX6-R 636 2004	Pas pire

31/01/2009, 18h19	#4 (permalink)
Hayamaniac World champion Date d'inscription: juin 2006 Messages: 505 Pouvoir de réputation: 4 Reputation: 17 Moto: n'a pu

31/01/2009, 19h50	#5 (permalink)
sharb_18 Stunter Date d'inscription: septembre 2007 Localisation: Laval Messages: 245 Pouvoir de réputation: 3 Reputation: 16 Moto: gsxr600 1998	Drole

31/01/2009, 21h38	#6 (permalink)
GuErTTiMe World speed record Date d'inscription: juin 2008 Localisation: Louyn-Noranda Messages: 2 369 Pouvoir de réputation: 4 Reputation: 165 Moto: RC51 Nicky Hayden replica!!!

31/01/2009, 21h46	#7 (permalink)
Badpete Moderateur Date d'inscription: novembre 2002 Localisation: Pincourt Beach Messages: 7 778 Pouvoir de réputation: 15 Reputation: 239 Moto: Honda RC-51	yeah!...you wish!