the rabbit biker

minidan26 · 20/03/2009, 11h08

Trouvé sur un site de moto à Ottawa.
Désolé version anglaise seulement mais je voulais quand même partager avec vous:

Once upon a time there was a frog who lived in a lake all by himself. He had been given special powers by a local witch. One day he finally ventured out of the lake to get his first glimpse of the world outside.

The first thing he saw was a bear chasing a rabbit and so he called out to them and asked them to stop. Then he said to them: "I am a magical frog and since you are the first two animals I have ever seen, I am going to grant you both three wishes. You will each take turns using them and you have to use them now."

The bear (being greedy) went first. I would like for every bear in this forest to be female except for me." A magical sound and it was done.
Then the rabbit. "I would like a helmet." This confused both the frog and the bear, but after a magical sound there was a helmet.
It was the bear's turn again. "I would like for every bear in the neighboring forest to be female." A magical sound and it was done.
The rabbit went again. "I would like a motorcycle." Both the frog and the bear wondered why the rabbit didn't just ask for a lot of money with which he could buy himself a motorcycle, but after a magical sound there was a motorcycle.
The bear took his last wish. "I would like for all the bears in the world to be female except for me." A magical sound and it was done.

The rabbit then put on his helmet, started up the motorcycle, and said......

"I wish the bear was gay" and took off like a bat out of hell.

schumy · 20/03/2009, 11h16

hahahah Very GOOOOD

Carolyne · 20/03/2009, 11h18

Crashking · 20/03/2009, 22h49

GuErTTiMe · 20/03/2009, 22h53

Jespere qu'il a du gaz en spare :P

pistolio · 22/03/2009, 09h36

Grimqc · 22/03/2009, 11h02

hahahaha thumbs up!

best-1 · 22/03/2009, 11h52

hahahah nice

20/03/2009, 11h08	#1 (permalink)
minidan26 Stunter Date d'inscription: décembre 2008 Localisation: Buckingham Messages: 330 Pouvoir de réputation: 1 Reputation: 23 Moto: Bandit 600	the rabbit biker Trouvé sur un site de moto à Ottawa. Désolé version anglaise seulement mais je voulais quand même partager avec vous: Once upon a time there was a frog who lived in a lake all by himself. He had been given special powers by a local witch. One day he finally ventured out of the lake to get his first glimpse of the world outside. The first thing he saw was a bear chasing a rabbit and so he called out to them and asked them to stop. Then he said to them: "I am a magical frog and since you are the first two animals I have ever seen, I am going to grant you both three wishes. You will each take turns using them and you have to use them now." The bear (being greedy) went first. I would like for every bear in this forest to be female except for me." A magical sound and it was done. Then the rabbit. "I would like a helmet." This confused both the frog and the bear, but after a magical sound there was a helmet. It was the bear's turn again. "I would like for every bear in the neighboring forest to be female." A magical sound and it was done. The rabbit went again. "I would like a motorcycle." Both the frog and the bear wondered why the rabbit didn't just ask for a lot of money with which he could buy himself a motorcycle, but after a magical sound there was a motorcycle. The bear took his last wish. "I would like for all the bears in the world to be female except for me." A magical sound and it was done. The rabbit then put on his helmet, started up the motorcycle, and said...... "I wish the bear was gay" and took off like a bat out of hell. __________________

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20/03/2009, 11h16	#2 (permalink)
schumy Stunter Date d'inscription: avril 2005 Localisation: Kirkland Messages: 189 Pouvoir de réputation: 0 Reputation: 12 Moto: Nothing yet	hahahah Very GOOOOD

20/03/2009, 11h18	#3 (permalink)
Carolyne World speed record Date d'inscription: mai 2007 Localisation: Terrebonne Messages: 2 395 Pouvoir de réputation: 7 Reputation: 690 Moto: SV650sK6 Édition Matante

20/03/2009, 22h49	#4 (permalink)
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20/03/2009, 22h53	#5 (permalink)
GuErTTiMe World speed record Date d'inscription: juin 2008 Localisation: Louyn-Noranda Messages: 2 366 Pouvoir de réputation: 4 Reputation: 165 Moto: RC51 Nicky Hayden replica!!!	Jespere qu'il a du gaz en spare :P

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22/03/2009, 11h52	#8 (permalink)
best-1 Stunter Date d'inscription: mai 2008 Localisation: Montréal Messages: 315 Pouvoir de réputation: 0 Reputation: 10 Moto: GsxR 750	hahahah nice