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Stunter
![]() Date d'inscription: décembre 2008
Localisation: Buckingham
Messages: 329
Pouvoir de réputation: 1 Reputation: 23
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Désolé pour l'anglais mais j'avais entendu cette blague quelques années passés et j'avais bien rit alors quand je l'ai reçu dans mes couriels ce matin, j'ai pensé la partager avec vous.
> A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first > class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a > tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to > fifteen seconds. > > The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman > sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered > violently once more. > > Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still > curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the > woman sneezed yet again. As before she took a tissue, wiped her > nose, her body shaking even more than before. > > Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the w oman > and said, > > 'I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, > wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?' > > 'I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical > condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm.' > > The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. 'I have > never heard of that condition before' he said. 'Are you taking > anything for it?' > > The woman nodded, 'Pepper.'
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