Last Nickel (désolé pour l'anglais)

Untel · 03/06/2009, 16h12

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son.
He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.

Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.
The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts
slapping him on the back.

The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking.
Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue
business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's' testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor? "

'No,' the woman replied. I'm with Revenue Canada.'

vipola · 03/06/2009, 16h30

LOL !

mas_oyama · 03/06/2009, 16h39

hehe elle est bonne!

Rush · 03/06/2009, 17h32

hahah, trop bonne

Pub Ninja · 03/06/2009, 18h11

Pour être plus réaliste il aurait fallu qu'elle le garde

Bernstorm · 05/06/2009, 12h07

Est bonne (et circule depuis longtemps ici à Ottawa, surtout dans les bureaux de l'Agence du Revenu du Canada)! mais...

Citation:

Envoyé par Untel

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.

Should it not read:

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks to the bathroom to wash her hands and then back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.

Another reason not to shake hand with strangers...

minidan26 · 05/06/2009, 15h49

haha!!ustement, je l'ai reçu la semaine passée à la défense, ça venait d'un gars de revenue..

03/06/2009, 16h12	#1 (permalink)
Untel Contributeur Date d'inscription: mai 2005 Localisation: St-Constant Messages: 1 583 Pouvoir de réputation: 6 Reputation: 61 Moto: Pu rien... pour l'instant	Last Nickel (désolé pour l'anglais) A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help. A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant. Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's' testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word. As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor? " 'No,' the woman replied. I'm with Revenue Canada.' __________________ Si quelquefois tu te sens petit, inutile, démoralisé ou dépressif, n'oublie jamais que tu as été un jour le plus rapide et le meilleur spermatozoïde de ta bande... ;-)

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03/06/2009, 16h30	#2 (permalink)
vipola World champion Date d'inscription: mars 2009 Messages: 564 Pouvoir de réputation: 1 Reputation: 15	LOL !

03/06/2009, 16h39	#3 (permalink)
mas_oyama World champion Date d'inscription: mai 2009 Localisation: Montreal Messages: 768 Pouvoir de réputation: 1 Reputation: 97 Moto: SV650S 2003	hehe elle est bonne!

03/06/2009, 17h32	#4 (permalink)
Rush World champion Date d'inscription: juillet 2007 Localisation: Montréal Messages: 1 754 Pouvoir de réputation: 4 Reputation: 63 Moto: SV1000S 2005	hahah, trop bonne

03/06/2009, 18h11	#5 (permalink)
Pub Ninja World champion Date d'inscription: septembre 2008 Localisation: Laval :( Messages: 635 Pouvoir de réputation: 2 Reputation: 69 Moto: Katana 750	Pour être plus réaliste il aurait fallu qu'elle le garde

05/06/2009, 15h49	#7 (permalink)
minidan26 Stunter Date d'inscription: décembre 2008 Localisation: Buckingham Messages: 329 Pouvoir de réputation: 1 Reputation: 23 Moto: Bandit 600	haha!!ustement, je l'ai reçu la semaine passée à la défense, ça venait d'un gars de revenue..