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![]() Date d'inscription: septembre 2003
Localisation: Bois-des-Filion
Messages: 2 962
Pouvoir de réputation: 9 Reputation: 58
![]() Moto: VFR 750F |
Desole si c' est en anglais........... Ya pas mal de verite la dedans
My parents told me about Mr. Common Sense early in my life and told me I > > would do well to call on him when making decisions. It seems he was always > > around in my early years but less and less as time passed by. Today I > > read > > his obituary. Please join me in a moment of silence in remembrance, for > > Common Sense had served us all so well for so many generations. > >> Obituary > >> > >> Common Sense > >> > >> Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has > > been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since > > his > > birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be > > remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to > > come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't > > always > > fair, and maybe it was my fault. > >> > >> Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more > > than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children are > > in charge). > >> > >> His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but > > overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy > > charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended > > from > > school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for repri man > > ding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. > >> > >> Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job > > they themselves failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It > > declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent > > to > > administer Aspirin, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student, but could > > not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have > > an > > abortion. > >> > >> Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became > > contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better > > treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you > > couldn't > > defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue > > you > > for assault. > >> > >> Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to > > realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in > > her > > lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. > >> > >> Common Sense was preceded i n death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his > > wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is > > survived by three stepbrothers; I Know my Rights, Someone Else is to > > Blame, > > and I'm a Victim. > >> > >> Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you > > still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do > > nothing. > >>
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Il est plus aiser de tordre une poignée que de détordre un cadre Jean Manchzeck |
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![]() Date d'inscription: avril 2004
Localisation: Centre-ville
Messages: 5 132
Pouvoir de réputation: 11 Reputation: 219
![]() ![]() ![]() Moto: VFR800 (Street Couch), GSX-R600 (Track Bitch), Honda XR100 (Mini-Motard) |
J'haïs les choses déprimante et j'essaie d'être positif autant que faire se peut. Je dois avouer qu'il est difficile de trouver du "faux" dans tout ça malheureusement.
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